January 2012
21 posts
Graphic Design: It's like art, but for dumbasses
You're fucked up in the good way, and I'm fucked...
Fukk dis
I’m going to go smoke and brood.
Song fucked my emotion. Somebody hold me. The brain stem is melting. It’s falling on the carpet.
How is this legal?
If I can’t come back from this, you can have my shoes.
Lost interest in this phone for now. Staring at the fan contemplating movement.
My vision is slowly turning into colored static. And I love it.
Smoking filtered friends. Diamonds and cobwebs falling out of my ears.
Cigarettes taste vanilla. Cherries are hissing at me.
Still slowly evaporating. Can’t move from this spot. Everything is breezy.
I could chew on this knuckle until the skies burn.
I feel like I’m dissolving.
Goddamn, my faceskin is soft and smooth.
This fan makes me feel islands.
Lightning in my eyelids.
mistercodystrickland:
when people use ‘bananas’ as an adjective, i’m going to start using other fruits.
“this shit is coconuts, b-a-n-a-n-a-s”
-gwen steffani
I’m always doing that.
I have realized that nothing in life says “I aint givin a fuuuuckk” quite like blatant, nonstop bedhead.
December 2011
10 posts
That awkward moment when you’re listening to “I Wanna Get High but I Don’t Want Brain Damage” and a relative with brain damage walks into the room.
This glitta lamp is my favorite thing ever.
ALL UP N YA
I’VE DECIDED IVE BEEN GOING SANSTUMBLR FOR TOO LONG.
1 tag
November 2011
8 posts
Canon,
Release an EVIL already. I’m tired ofwaiting.
Hi, my name’s JMS and I was once nearly arrested in Mexico for standing on a statue in front of a Tequila Museum.
October 2011
2 posts
Take care yo kids, gurrrl.
Your daughter having the day off school does not mean you should sleep on someone else’s couch all day while she watches cartoons alone. You are a terrible parents, person whose name starts with L.
d00d
I miss my old chaotic life. I want to go back to doing things like
Puking on the flaming couch behind the punk house after the show.
Getting kidnapped by a satanist named pazuzu.
Going to strangers’ goat farms and being given amazing food.
Drawing pictures with Wayne from the flaming lips after a show.
House arrest sucks.
September 2011
6 posts
We're Radiohead, and
we’re against corporations. (Except, you know, Fender, Korg, Roland, LOUD…)
I caved and watched the Charlie Sheen Roast.
Patrice O’Neal just told a paraphrased version of something I said about Seth Macfarlane in the past.
My headphones, my headphones
They have so much bass it rattles my skull. I LOVE IT.
OOOOH I'M ON TEH INTERNETZ I THINK PHOTOGRAPHERS...
Let’s go burn a rainforest and make some real fucking art.
June 2011
1 post
I'm sorry, internet blog people
kathrynfantastic:
jameshatescoal:
The longer you insist on calling fan drawings of video game/movie/comic book characters things like “The best art of the week” (a ridiculously meaningless statement to begin with) the longer ART will stay DEAD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo9pU1q8sy8
I’m so glad we share so much DNA.
May 2011
2 posts
I'm sorry, internet blog people
The longer you insist on calling fan drawings of video game/movie/comic book characters things like “The best art of the week” (a ridiculously meaningless statement to begin with) the longer ART will stay DEAD.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-1) →
Michael Jackson (2)
Girl Talk (2)
Joy Division (1)
The Abyssinians (1)
Crystal Castles (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz